adventures of babysitting

so, it's 4th of july weekend, and i spent the las 24 hours babysitting my 3 year old nephew and will spend the next 10 hours in HELL, serving mass quantities of ranch and refilling diet pepsi's to the glutenous, impatient, needy, bad mannered, semi-wealthy freaks of calabasas, california. it's not really fair. i wanna light some fireworks and get drunk 2nite, or bbq some veggie-skewers and get some sun by the pool. instead, i'll be bored out of my mind, taking un-needed cigarette breaks and creating a new coffee drink w hershey's syrup and creamer, jus to pass the time at this corporate, soul sucking restaurant, popularly known as HELL. i'm totally gonna request labor day off as soon as i post this, fo sho<3